Double chocolate chip

Once upon a time, there was a girl called Double Chocolate Chip. She had a little sister called Triple Chocolate Chip. Double Chocolate Chip was so tired of being named after an ice cream she decided to start a petition against unfair names.
This is how it goes
DON'T LIKE YOUR NAME?????
JOIN THE CLUB!!!
1 Double Chocolate Chip- my name is an ice cream flavour!!! What kinda parents would name their kid that?? I don't even like ice cream..especially not double choco chip plus I am SO not something to eat!!!!!!!
2 Corna and Carlotta- Our names sound like vegetables!!!!!! People ask us if our nicknames are Corn and Carrot!!
3 Rose- I AM NOT A FLOWER!!!!!!!!!!! MY PARENTS ARE BOTANICAL JUDGES!!!!!
If you wanna sign DCC's petition u can now!!
Happy names!

Did cha know?

Nick Jonas plays Chip the baby cup in Beauty and the Beast!!!
The woman who plays Bellatrix Lestrange in HP is the same woman who plays Mrs. Bucket in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory!
Robert Patterson sings!

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