Wednesday, August 31, 2011

Food

Food.
My favourite four lettrs.
Literally. Im a COMPLETE foodie. Because I eat alot of Indian food, I like exotic curries and things but I also love things like tacos and burgers. I like pastas alot. Its one of my dreams to have an amazing cheese and mushroom stuffed shells with a tomato base. I like sandwiches....cold slaw, cheese with tons of tomatoes and onions or grilled, and even with potatoes or vegetables. But I'm not a peanut butter and jam person which is supposed to be an American classic and makes me wanna throw up.
And then are desserts. Oh boy, there are desserts. Chocolate takes the prize of course. I actually like chocolates in general rather than cake. I love brownies. I can do anything for nutella. But I do mor than anything for lemon and banana cake, or any type of fruit pie. And whipped cream. Creme brulee. Poppy seed cake. Cheesecake. You name it.
Food is my life. But Im not really one of a cook so it's sad that I'll never have a future in it.

Wednesday, August 17, 2011

12 hours to go

12 hours and its my birthday.
Im not excited.
Im not even happy.
And you know? I have absolutely no idea why.

Tuesday, August 9, 2011

Things that are completely and utterly wrong with this world

1. Fake things. Fake plants. Why? The real ones are prettier. Fake fruits. They aren't edible which in my opinion already takes them down. Fake fur. Again, why? If its fake it ain't comfortable or warm. Fake talent. Selena Gomez in singing, Sonakshi Sinha in acting, Low fat food in taste. Fake.
2. Definitions that have the word they are supposed to define in them. Like
EXpression- A way to express your feelings.
3. Cheese from Switzerland ISNT GOOD. Cheese from Switzerland HAS to be good, it's like the only rule. But guess what? It isn't.
4. Nightgowns- Nobody sleeps in skirts. So why are nightgowns okay?
5. Buttercups aren't cups of butters. Diamonds are colourless. There are no flying sloths. And Jenna Rose is alive.

Sunday, August 7, 2011

Dumb names that keep surfacing

Jerry- I absolutely hate the name Jerry. In Tom and Jerry. Barney's dad in How I Met Your Mother. The singer Jerry Thomas. That name just brings bad things along with it.
Deidre- It started when I read Heidi. I dont know why, I just cannot live with the name Deidre.
Lynette- I HATE the name Lynette.
Bavana- I used to hate the name Bavana because I knew this weird girl named Bavana. Then I met another Bavana like a year ago and now she's one of my really good friends so I guess I like the name again.
Alexis- Ugggh
Tom- Maybe I just have something against the Tom and Jerry cast.

Saturday, August 6, 2011

Randomness

I think water tastes pretty good. I also want to taste different types of it. I love dramatic Indian serials. I used to be scared of escalators and dogs. Can you believe it?
Sometimes I get all poetical and imagine the whole white heaven deal with one of those majestic Gods from the movies.
I've never blown a candle off a cake.
Why are Girrafes so tall? There's so much more grass on the ground then there are leaves on trees. And it must have been pretty hard to get them to fit into Noah's Ark.
When I was a kid, I hated the colour red because the religion teacher at my school, Sister Mary Pat, told me it was the devil's colour. But isn't it also the colour of love? So love is the devil. One of my friends Juniper will agree.
I have mood swings. Sometimes they completely flip. I think my most remarkable feat has been six different emotions in a span of 10 minutes. I should send that to Guineass.
Hmmmm..... I stole over a hundred spoons. But I gave them back so no damage done.
I love the name Mike. And Julie. And Sabina. And Gabrielle. And Augosto.

Thursday, August 4, 2011

My birthday

My birthday's coming up.
Im dreading it.
This isn't really normal, I get that. But that fact is that I just moved. i dont exactly have a horde of friends here. And now Im sort of rememebring all my birthday's back home and it is sort of depressing me.
9th- I ended up tearing the skirt I was wearing, almost fell off the roof, and moved from my house. Good memories.
10th- No disasters except I vaguely remember somebody's hand falling into their piece of cake.
11th- I got the bets present ever (fish), forgot to invite somebody and had to run away from them the whole time, and fell asleep in the middle of my sleepover. And burnt a pancake :)
12th- Surprise party :) Best Birthday Ever. I also almost might have worn my pyjamas to it.
13th- I lost an elecoution contest. And I was in a car full of strangers except of one of my friends. It was also one of my best birthdays. Maybe because I made a bunch of new friends.
And this year....I'm in a new country. And except for a couple of friends....sorta a loner.
And thats why, Im dreading my birthday.

Weirdness

Apparently Im weird.....who would have guessed?
Okay fine, I know. I am weird. Very weird.
Reasons why-
1. I love old Hindi movies. Who would have guessed?
2. I like the strawberry leaf more than the actual strawberry.
3. Kishore Kumar is one of my idols. I mean, he is amazing. A singer, a comedian, an AMAZING actor ....... who else does that? Maybe Justin Bieber. He sings (if you can call it that). And he's so terrible that I guess he can be funny. And he was in a movie. He just isn't amazing.
4. I like to peel the plastic of books. Well...it is fun.
5. My ambition used to be to go dance on Barney with all the other kids.
6. I can go for extremely depicable means for chocolate. But I think that's not exactly normal.
7. My role model is crayons.
8. Ummmm.....I think tomato ketchup tastes good with vanilla ice-cream. Yes it DOES. it tastes like halepeno.
9. I read Shakespeare. My favourite book is Dr. Suess. He's hilarious ok? Dr. Suess I mean, not Shakespeare. He wrote about dying lovers. Which is actually kinda hilarious when you think about it.

Conclusion- No, Im not weird. It's prefectly normal to do all these things.
Right SummerFalls?