Littering

I know live in Arizona but my friend Sanghamithra and I took a trip to Hyderabad. We went to a lake called Husssain Sagar which has a big Buddha in the middle. So we were expecting a happy boatride but as soon as we reached the deck we were greeed by two things- a horibble smell and bugs. And why were these things here? Because the lake was full of trash. Wake up Hyderabadis and look at your city! Its not just you, its the whole world. We're getting buried in trash, trash that we threw! Besides I thought lakes were supposed to be blue. This lake was a murky brownish-green. Sangy and I felt really sorry for the fish. I mean how would you like it if I covered your living room with candy wrappers, plastic bottles and god knows what else? Go greeen folks! Well in this case, go blue. This world is the only one we have. We cant dirty it as fast as we dirty our tshirts. Because there's always another shirt in our closet to wear. But this world? Well we only have one. So we have to look around and notice the trash cans that are every where instead of chucking your granola bar wrapper right onto the road. Dont you feel good not being a litter bug? I mean who even wants to be a bug?
You can carry a bag around with you in which you can throw your trash. OR JUST LOOK FOR A DUSTBIN PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!! HOW HARD IS THAT??????? DO YOU HAVE EYES?????? IF YOU DONT THEN YOU WOULDNT BE READING THIS. What is the use of Green Day, Earth Day and teaching kindergarteners about the environment if we dont folllow it?
Sleep on that.

Insults

Insults are really common. My friend and I sit during our favourite class (It's called Electric blue) and think up or read insults.
Some of the best we've got are-

• A rotton piece of cheese- This is my friend's. Her name is Katherine Kolumbus Kingson.
• A tafetta punk- This is also Kathy's.
• A papaya dipped in custard- This is mine. Can you imagine how that would taste? Especially if the custard had lemon in it?
• A 6 week old egg- Eww. The smell. Not pleasant.

History

I have decided it. I officially hate History and my History textbook particularly around exam times.

Soap operas xtreme!!

My grandma and mom watch alot of soap operas. And not only are they over melodramatic, they are very addicting. So I kinda find myself watchin them sometimes. The thing about all soaps are that they are extreme. Extreme laughter, extreme sadness. You know why there called soap operas? When you laugh alot you end up crying. And when you cry alot.....well you cry. Overall, you need to wash your face. With soap. And the actors and especially actresses will need alot of it. All they do on screen is laugh or cry. And people still like soaps, even me! How is this possible?
Sometimes its kinda pathetic that almost all soaps have the same typical story no matter which language they're in. There's always a mother in law-daughter in law fight, a husband-wife fight, a jealous lover, an old lady villain, a handsome Prince Charming or Princess that nobody approves of and a guy who doesnt get the girl in the end. And you know what's the worse part? How cheesy some of the characters are. Miniature Cinderellas- patient, loving, ready to do anything for their lovers. Or Modern Christs- sacrificing everything for love and family.
Maybe when I grow up I'll make a soap situated in Arizona where there's lots of comedy and the kids drink blue lemonade with spoons and famous hotels serve soup with forks. There'll be a waiter who thinks this is the way it always is and opens up a restaurant in London where he serves food his own way. Soon he'll be starting a fad.
Think it'll be a hit?
Feedback please.

Books

My friends say Harry Potter is the best thing since ice cream. For some reasons I dont think thats very true. Cause after ice cream I think it would be books. And computers. And music. And free periods. And blogs. And after that Harry Potter. But Harry Potter rocks. Especially the broomstick part. I love the idea of flying around catching tiny gold ballls on wings. But Junie B. Jones is good too. I love the one where she's scared of horses because she thinks they'll bite your head off. But then she finds its the roosters that are scary until she makes friends with one. Sigh. I think I'll be reading Barbara Park till I'm 81. But my all time favourite books are........................The Little Engine that Could, The Giving tree, Where the Wild things are, Too many books, One grain of rice, Green Eggs and Ham and The Book Thief.
There are more. I just cant choose.

Gross food combinations

Have you ever had ketchup mixed with vanilla icecream? It tastes really good like chilli flakes even though most people feel like puking when they hear that. I also like curd and okra. And though thats not such a weird combination it certainly sounds very, very unsettling.
In America I knew a person who liked mint chocolate chip icecream with honey. I think she might have to get her tastebuds checked. Mint, chocolate and honey. Yleech. That just sounds awful. But then I'm pretty weird myself. I like to eat grass, banana peels, strawberry leaves and orange seeds. Very organic.

OK friends....here I am!

Blogs are weird and I never actually thought I'd go for writing one. I mean everytime I look at the Bollywood Gossip in the papers I read about some random famous guy's blog.
But maybe it would be kind of cool to have one so Im trying it out and if I dont like it ......well sorry folks Monica Rez is out of business!
A particular Mrs. Pickle gave me the idea of doing this. Great. So now you know my name and what Im doing here. Whats next? Oh yeah, where I live. Well for your information, I live in Arizona and yes it is HOT. Very. So now you know me and lets get cracking f0lks. Down to business.