Sunday, July 31, 2011

Harry Potter Awards One, Two AND Three

Book One-
Funniest Moment- Ron trying to turn Scabbers yellow and meeting Hermione and Harry.
Saddest Moment- The beginning, Harry in the Dursley's Place.
The moment that makes you go Awwwww- Hagrid giving Harry the photo album with pictures of his parents.
Scariest moment- Harry, Ron and Hermione getting ready to go down the hole.
The Oblique- Really? Fluffy? That's the dog's name? That dog was NOT Fluffy..from any aspect.
Best Character- Rubeus Hagrid

Book Two-
Funniest moment-Ron trying to curse Malfoy in defence of Hermione and belching skulls. / Harry, Hermione and the Weasleys finding out about Percy's girlfriend./ Lockhart and the pixies.
Saddest Moment- Hermione getting petrified.
The moment that makes you go Awwwwww- Hermione running to hug Ron and Harry after getting the Mandrakes potion.
Scariest Moment- Thinking Hagrid could actually be the Heir of Slytherin.
The Oblique- If Lucius Malfoy was keeping Voldemort's diary, then he would know Voldemort was alive, so why did he go on the Good side?
Best Character- Gilderoy Lockhart

Book Three-
Funniest Moment- Malfoy's face when he sees Harry's Firebolt./ The Boggart turning into Sevurus Snape in Neville's garndmothe's clothes.
Saddest moment- Lupin leaving school./ Sirius leaving school.
The moment that makes you go Awwwww- Ron, Harry and Hermione making up after the fight.
Scariest moment- Ron getting attacked by Sirius Black.
The Oblique- There is none, really.

Saturday, July 30, 2011

Singerss I hate and why

1. Selena Gomez- I mean really? In Who Says, she says she wouldnt be anybody else. Well duh. She's gorgeous, a movie star, a musician, has five dogs and has a ton of money. I wouldnt wanna be anyone else either.
2. Justin Bieber- Do I even have to say it?
3. Taylor Swift- Oh you have a Love Story? And your gonna be together Forever and Always? Yeah right. Wow, You have a song! Our Song! Oh No, you broke up. So now you have Teardrops On Your Guitar? Only, wont that ruin it? So he came back on his White Horse? Well I thought you Burnt his Picture. So you're back together? And you can say" he's Mine." And you're just making me Crazier and Crazier and Crazier.
4. The Jonas Brothers- We've been thorugh this. Twice.
5. Bruno Mars- I used to like him until Grenade. Now he's on my dartboard list. Even if you catch the Grenade you idiot, its still gonna blow up. And I doubt you will ever have to put your hand on a blade for your ungrateful sweetherat.
6. Kesha- Energy is one thing. Hyper drugs and glitter is another. And guess what? I brush my teeth with toothpaste. You should try it.
7. Katie Perry- Last night, I dreamt about dogs. One of my friends dreams about Jason Grace. And one of my friends dreams about her class. You should try living the real Teenage Dreams.

Ingofine Anglagline

Ingofine Anglagine
Was a young girl of thirteen
And things were not complicated
If you can guess what I mean

There were no rumours
And no gossipers at school
Nobody segregated the ugly
From the stunning and cool

Words had no double meaning
"Shut up"was a forbidden phrase
Life was just a simple path
No bends, no nooks, no maze

Being the best in math was an honour
In games, it was cool to be fast
And when you had a birthday party
You invited the whole class

In all of life's drama
Does it ever come to one's mine
What we could give up,
To live like Ingofine Anglagline?

Friday, July 29, 2011

Things I love About The Jonas Brothers

Every dark side has a lighter side. And I guess that every terrible, awful, idiotic, stupid, girlish, weird boy band can have a good side too.
So here it goes.
Things I LOVE about the Jonas Brothers-
1. Ummmmmm I like the fact that they have no real connection to Disney.
2. Theyre not in rehab yet. YAYYY!!!!
3. Pizza Girl made my day.
4. I guess Joe Jonas has a nice voice.
5. They stick together. And family is important.
6. They wore those virgin rings.
7. Kevin Jonas gave his wife a Cinderella glass slipper. That's kinda useless.Its also kinda sweet I guess.
8. You're my favourite song was a nice song. In fact, I really liked it.
9. They support charity.
10. Im out. Done.

There Summerfalls. You happy now?

Thursday, July 28, 2011

Best Harry Potter Moments

Book One-
Ron trying to cast a spell on Scabbers the rat.

Book Two-
Ron and Harry sitting in Hermione's hosptial room trying to figure out the mystery of the Chamber of Secrets.

Book Three-
Sirius asking Harry to move in with him.

Book Four-
Ron getting jealous over Viktor Krum.

Book Five-
Fred and George's escape from Hogwarts and Umbridge's shock.

Book Six-
Ron and Hermione in the hospital.

Book 7-
Harry, Ron and Hermione in Dumbledore's study talking to his painting.

Friday, July 1, 2011

Cinderella Poetry style Part 1

She had golden tresses
That fell to her feet
Her eyes were stolen from the sky
Her figure was petite

Dressed in torn up rags
She made a cup of tea
For her stepfamily
Who acted like they couldn't see

That the girl they were mistreating
Had a heart of gold
They could never buy more precious
No matter what they sold

Her stepsisters told her
That she was worthless
Her stepmother resembled
A cruel tigress

One day came a message
From the palace of the king
Which brought news such
That her sisters began to sing

Oh we will shine at the ball
The prince will fall in love
And we'll get married at the palace
Flowers raining from above


Cinderella dressed them up
In their finest finery
She adorned them both
In the best jewellery

And sitting by the embers,
She wept all alone
For she wanted to dance too
A dream no-one had known