Tuesday, October 27, 2009

Insults

Insults are really common. My friend and I sit during our favourite class (It's called Electric blue) and think up or read insults.
Some of the best we've got are-
  • A rotton piece of cheese- This is my friend's. Her name is Katherine Kolumbus Kingson.
  • A tafetta punk- This is also Kathy's.
  • A papaya dipped in custard- This is mine. Can you imagine how that would taste? Especially if the custard had lemon in it?
  • A 6 week old egg- Eww. The smell. Not pleasant.

4 comments:

  1. Oh this is what you do in the class?? By the way what is Electric blue?
    Do you use these insults to insult people?

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  2. In electric blue we do exactly what it sounds like. We dye our hair electric blue. Well this week its called that. Next week Ithink its going to be called Salsa Red. And last week it was Pea soup beige. My hair at the moment is a pale shade of green. Electric blue did not go well with beige.

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  3. You do all this in school???? What kind of school do you go to? Hogwarts? Are you a witch by any chance?

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  4. Right. I would love to go to your school. As long as the dye washes out. If it doesn't then I'm in trouble.

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