Tuesday, August 9, 2011

Things that are completely and utterly wrong with this world

1. Fake things. Fake plants. Why? The real ones are prettier. Fake fruits. They aren't edible which in my opinion already takes them down. Fake fur. Again, why? If its fake it ain't comfortable or warm. Fake talent. Selena Gomez in singing, Sonakshi Sinha in acting, Low fat food in taste. Fake.
2. Definitions that have the word they are supposed to define in them. Like
EXpression- A way to express your feelings.
3. Cheese from Switzerland ISNT GOOD. Cheese from Switzerland HAS to be good, it's like the only rule. But guess what? It isn't.
4. Nightgowns- Nobody sleeps in skirts. So why are nightgowns okay?
5. Buttercups aren't cups of butters. Diamonds are colourless. There are no flying sloths. And Jenna Rose is alive.

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